Disney's Most Dangerous Villains: The Movie 3 (Transcript)

(the movie begins with a bag chips exiting out of a vending machine but got stuck)

Captain Drake: (grunts) Why. (hits the machine) You. (hits the machine again) Little... (hits it again then puts his hand in the machine trying to reach for the chips but they were to high) Ah! Dang it! (grunts with disappointment) Looks like I'll have to do things the hard way. (puts an extended grabber through the machine trying to get the chips but just slips then angrily moves his grabber so fast until the spring sprang) Oh, well that's just great. (throws away the broken grabber then uses a boomerang instead) Oh yeah this will totally... (boomerang hits the machine but still the chips got stuck) What?