Captain Drake (Transcript)

Captain Jake (Narrating): Captain Drake.

Drake (in his crocodile suit): You’re an extraordinary fellow, Jake. Well, prepare to meet your doom! (let’s out evil laughter)

(Meanwhile)

Captain Hook: Today, me and me crew have found something no one has ever seen in the history of the world...a striped, weird shaped gear.

(The crowd watching Hook and his crew all gasp.)

Doctor Undergear: But gears are round and have one color. Nobody has ever had a creation like that.

Captain Jake: I’m afraid I know someone who could...an old brother of mine: Drake. This is his golden model of the Mona Lisa. He’s back!

Tigger: But what’s so bad about Drakee-boy?

Captain Jake: Oh, he was a brilliant friend, but all of our preschool friends used to make fun of him, like his paintings, homework, and other kinds of stuff. That’s why he was banished from Neverland, and he was evil.

Romeo: Like us?

Captain Jake: Oh no, Romeo! You and Undergear are evil in the new sense of the words “my friends”. Drake is evil in the old sense of the words “demon pirate”. He disappeared one day when we were in gym class. (sighs) I don’t know why he’s returned.

(Later that same day, there are two knocks on the door, and Skully flies to answer it.)

Skully: Who’s there.

Drake (in his crocodile suit): Luck.

Skully: Luck who?

Drake (in his crocodile suit: Luck-bot to clean up your house!