Purple-Saurus (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 37, Purple-Saurus.

Transcript #1
Connor (Narrating): Purple-Saurus.

Transcript #2
Kwazii: Sirpul.

Sirpul Purple: The Dumbo Jumbo Cowards!

Captain Jake: Save your words, Sirpul! There’s no escape!

Sirpul Purple: What so you want me to do? Stand out here all day?

Sofia: Exact—Wait, what?

Izzy: What’s that?

Strango: Howdy! I’m Strango.

Sirpul Purple: Don’t be polite to these foolish fools!

Strango: But don’t they seem so nice?

Sirpul Purple: Ugh! This is my latest creation, my new and improved purple gryndo friend! He’s gonna help me with all my stuff.

Kwazii: Tell us what you have done ti the treasure you’ve stolen!

Sirpul Purple: It wasn’t me. Why don’t you ask them?

(Meanwhile...)

Pain-Foe: (lets out a scoffing laugh) I won, Franix!

Franix: What! No way!

Pain-Foe: I stole the most treasure. I win.

Cy-Burn: Uh, what about me? Did I win?

(Pain-Foe and Franix smack their foreheads.)

Franix: Cy-Burn, that’s nig even a treasure chest! That’s a ball! (throws the ball for Cy-Burn to run for and fetch) You’re not a dog, you’re a purple gryndo. A purple gryndo!

Cy-Burn: Hey, at least I can’t help myself!

Pain-Foe: Treasure Stealing Contest rule number one: biggest treasure pile wins.

Franix: Nuh-uh! Treasure Stealing Contest rule number... (pulls his fingers and toes one at a time) two. Biggest hunk of treasure winds. Meet your moment of rise on this, baby! That means I win!

Pain-Foe: Not if I get my hands on it! (starts fighting Franix)