Honey For a Bunny (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 22, Honey For a Bunny.

Transcript
Bunga (Narrating): Honey For a Bunny.

(Kion is doing some spring cleaning at Pride Rock.)

Kion: Oh, I love spring cleaning, out with old and—where did I get this bendy thing? (after a short silence) Oh, well. (throws the boomerang look-alike stick) All done. (whistles to the entrance) Oof!

Skully: Hiya, lion boy. Consider yourself surprisingly swooped by me. (chuckles)

Kion: How lucky can I get?

Skully: Ooh, tisk (x3), you oughta start cleaning more.

Kion: I was.

Skully: Oh, don’t worry. I’ll help.

Kion: No, no, no, no, no! I can do it my— (Skully already drops some stuff) self.

Skully: What are you going to do with all of this junk anyway?

Kion: I’m taking them to the dump.

Skully: Whoa! That’s a nice boomerang. You really gonna throw this out?

(There is a silence between Kion and Skully.)

Kion: Actually, I was going to give this to you. (pushes Skully out of the entrance) Nice of you to stop by Skully, bye-bye! Phew! Every time that bird helps, I end up in a massive mess.

Skully: Oh, and (crash) I almost forgot. Here’s the mangoes I borrowed yesterday.

Kion: (sighed) You’re welcome. Were they good?

Skully: Oh yeah, and the carnival was definitely fun.

Kion: Yeah thought so-- (mangoes fall on him) Ugh! Not again!

Skully: That some bookend you got there.

Kion: I know. It's a...It's a wonderful bookend. It's a beautiful bunny bookend. It's- it's...

Skully: Well, it's all by itself, lion boy. You oughta have two of them or you can't get your stuff standing up.

Kion: Oh, I know. I've looked everywhere for it's mate. (after a long silence) Ugh! You’re right, Skully. Without the other bookend, this one's useless. I might as well (sniffs) get rid of it. (The scene changes) Goodbye, old bunny. I wish I could find your mate. (dumps the junk and leaves)

Cheezi: What do you wanna do today?

Chungu: I don't know. What do you wanna do today?

Cheezi: I don't know. What do you wanna do today?

Chungu: I don't know. What do you wanna do today?

Cheezi: I don't know. What do you wanna do today?

(Cheezi and Chungu both gasp when they look at the dump.)

Chungu: Oooh! Look at this stuff.

Cheezi: Hey, Chungy, check this out! Snow shoes.

Chungu: Oh wow. (gasp) What a cute fluffy bunny.

Cheezi: And we don't have to feed it.

(The scene changes.)

Stealthy: There.

Camoflauge: All done.

Cheezi: Hi Stealthy.

Chungu: Hi Camoflauge.

Both: Do you think it will snow soon?

Stealthy: Snow? (chuckling) It's the beginning of Summer, you two.

Cheezi: Aw. We wanna try our new snow shoes out.

Camoflauge: Oh, but those are tennis rackets.

Chungu: They are?

Cheezi: Aw, but we don't a tennis ball.

(Stealthy running into Disappearance Island and came out with a tennis ball)

Both: Oh boy!

Chungu: Trade ya my bunny for ball.

Camoflauge: We be glad to Chungy. But we don't know what to do with this.

Stealthy: Wait. Since, bunnies hop we might as well give to Bunga as a hopping gift.

Camoflauge: Good idea.

(scene changes)

Bunga: (gasped) Why thank you you guys. It looks perfect... What is it?

Stealthy: It's a bookend.

Camoflauge: When you have two of them they hold things up.

Bunga: She looks lonely. (short silence) I know. Since she's all alone we'll hold her up. (3 minutes later) Bye Stealthy, Bye Camoflauge, and thank you! Oh Kion, come and check out my new Honey-Bunny.

Kion: What's a Honey-Bunny? (gasped) That's a bunny bookend?! Bunga, Bunga I've gotta have it! I trade ya for it. Uh, let's see grubs, day off-- honey yes. You can a jar of the most sweet tasting honey.

Bunga: No. Why, this is a gift that I've already just got. I'm not gonna give it away.

Kion: Two jars.

(Bunga's tummy rumbling)

Bunga: I mustn't.

Kion: Three jars. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight!

Bunga: (moans in choosing) Fine! I agree.

Kion: Wonderful. I'll be right back. (zooms to Pride Rock) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-- Oh no, I don't have eight.