Catboy Got Your Back (Transcript)

Connor (Narrating): Catboy Got Your Back.

(Everyone bursts through the doors when the end of school bell rings, and Connor, Jake, Amaya, and Greg are the last ones out.)

Amaya: I can’t wait for tonight’s Midnight Garden Party! It’s gonna be the most magical time of the year!

Jake: Me neither; and I can’t wait to get to the park to help decorate. It was really nice of Kwazii to let us help him and the other teachers and students prepare for the party after school.

Connor: And the best part is that we’ll be rewarded with some cookie samples after we’re done. Come on, I’ll race you guys there! Last one to the park is a rotten furball!

(Connor laughs as he runs off.)

Jake: (laughs and runs to catch up with Connor) Hey, no fair! I wanna get there first! Wait up!

Connor: Ha! You can’t catch me, Jake, because I’m faster than you! (picks up speed) Hahaha!

Jake: (frowns, furrows his eyebrows, and growls angrily) Oh yeah? Well, you’re forgetting something!

(Jake catches up to Connor.)

Connor: Oh, what’s that?

(Connor and Jake pass by Humpty Dumpty who spins out of control.

Jake: (unsheathes his Mighty Captain Sword) I can fly!

Connor: (laughs mockingly) Oh, please! How can your sword make you fly?

Jake: (raises an eyebrow and smirks) Simple! (raises his sword high which starts to glow and he begins to float in the air) Haha! See you at the park, Connor! (flies off)

Connor: Huh? (He growls and runs even faster. In the park, Jake lands on his feet and Connor catches up to him, breathing heavily, and shooting an angry stare at him.) That’s not fair, Jake! You cheated!

Jake: (turns away from Connor and folds his arms to ignore him) So what? It was the only way to get here, so I win.

Connor: No! Using your sword to make you fly was cheating, and cheaters don’t win, ya’ know!

Jake: (stomps his foot) I did not cheat. Besides, even with that super cat speed of yours, you’re still too slow to even make it to the kitty litter box!

Connor: (gasps and gets really angry) YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, JAKE!!! I DIDN’T USE ANY MAGIC TO FLY HERE LIKE YOU DID, SO I CAME HERE FAIR AND SQUARE, AND THAT MEANS I WIN!

Jake: (shouts back) No you didn’t! You were only taking your time! I’m the one who won, thanks to my (raises his sword up again) Mighty Captain Sword, And you only-

(Connor growls at Jake.)

Amaya: Oh, stop it, you too. It doesn’t matter who wins.

(Jake and Connor both spin around to find Amaya and Greg leaning on a tree.)

Connor and Jake (together) HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE?!?!?

Greg: Uh, we took a shortcut while you guys have been racing each other. Now come on. Let’s go help with the decorations.

(As they calm down, Connor, Jake, Greg, and Amaya head through the gates to the park and find their friends hanging up decorations and preparing food. They approach Kwazii who is using his levitating magic to hang up the streamers on the trees.)

Kwazii: Aye! Hi guys. Can any one of ya’ help he with the streamers?

Amaya: Sure.

Greg: Yeah!

Jake and Connor (together): I’ll do it for ya, Kwaz!

(Both boys stop and glare at each other.)

Jake: Hey! I said it first!

Connor: No! I wanna help with the streamers first!

Kwazii: (moans in annoyance) Will you two please stop bickering and help me already? These streamers aren’t gonna hang themselves up, ya know!

(Jake and Connor stop to turn to Kwazii and glare at each other as they run to the decoration box.)

Jake: (heads over to the box of streamers first and grabs a streamer) Me first!

Connor: (grabs the end of the streamer) No! Let me!

(Connor and Jake play tug-o-war with the streamer and it rips.)

Jake and Connor (together): Aah! (fall onto their bottoms) Oof!

Jake: (clutches the ripped streamer) No! (growls and stomps over to Connor) Now what have you done!

Connor: Me?! You’re the one who ripped it, so it’s your fault!

(Greg and Amaya step in between Jake and Connor.)

Amaya: Ugh, guys! It doesn’t matter whose fault it is! Maybe we should go help with the food, (turns to Kwazii) and um, sorry about the streamers, Kwaz.

Kwazii: Oh, don’t worry about it, Amaya. I can use my Decor Dazzle to get the streamers up. Watch! (claps his paws together and the tree gets covered in streamers) There.