Cold Crystal Mystery (Transcript)

Captain Jake (Narrating): Cold Crystal Mystery.

(Shiverjack is writing an invitation to the anniversary of the Heart of Coldness.)

Shiverjack: (narrating the letter) Dear ladies and gentlemen, you are nearby invited to the anniversary of the Heart of Coldness. Trust me, there’ll be games, food, beverages, and a dance party. We’ll meet at FrozenGuard at 3:30 this afternoon. Yours sincerely and freezingly, Shiverjack. (Snowmugs are applauding.) Thank you, snowmugs. Now send these to my party guests. Oh my lovely crystal, so wonderful, so evil, so good to cold.

Luna Girl: And soon to be mine.

(Meanwhile)

Captain Hook: Dear ladies and gentlemen,

Doctor Undergear: You are hearby invited to the anniversary of the Heart of Coldness,

Romeo: Trust me, there’ll be games, food, beverages, and a dance party,

Greg: We’ll meet at FrozenGuard at 3:30 this afternoon,

Captain Jake: Yours sincerely and freezingly, Shiverjack.

Romeo: Who would go to a party like that?

Cubby: Us?

Mr. Smee: Sounds good to me.

(Five hours later)

Shiverjack: Ooh, here they come. This is goin’ to be the chilliest celebration ever!

Luna Girl: Okay moths, are you ready to ruin this anniversary?

Moths: Uh-huh.

Luna Girl: Perfect. Go!

(Snowmugs are whistling.)

Moths: Yoo-hoo!

Snowmugs: Huh?

(Moths swoop in to attack, and the Snowmugs fight back.)

Juliet: Hmm... What does she think she’s doing?

Luna Girl: (giggling) This is going to be the best ruin-up ever!

Juliet: (gasps) Why that selfish girl! I’d better do something about this, and I know just the thing.

(Meanwhile)

Skully: Cold crackers! FozenGuard dead ahead.

Romeo: Gee, I guess this is the first time I let someone on my Shark Ship.

Captain Hook: Don't you mean the  only time?

Romeo: Don’t get all pushy.

Doctor Undergear: My grandson has a good point.

Cubby: Umm, can I just say one thing?

Izzy: Sure, Cubby.

Cubby: HIT THE BREAKS!!!

(Everyone screams as the tires screech.)

Everyone: Oof!

Connor: Can someone please tell me what just happened?

Romeo: Phew! We ran out of gas.

Captain Hook: Oh don’t worry. I, the great and highly gifted Captain Hook, have got this under control.

Everyone: NO!!!

Captain Hook: “No” what?

(The engine starts and everyone screams.)

Romeo and everyone else: Oof! Hey, we’re okay.

Skully: But where’s Mini Undergear?

Greg: I got this. No. No. No. Aha! Here we go.

Izzy: Oh dear. All frozen.

Captain Jake: Don’t worry. I’ll just heat things up.

Romeo: Brrr! That was c-c-c-cold. Just hope this doesn’t get any... (gasps) Juliet!

Mr. Smee: Who’s Juliet?

Amaya: Oh, she’s Romeo’s witchy love at first sight.

Doctor Undergear: Wow! That’s nice.

Cubby: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get to the party.

(Ten minutes later)