Bunga the Awesome (Transcript)

The transcript of a short film, Bunga the Awesome.

Transcript
(The opening jingle is shown on the screen and the title screen appears later.)

Bunga (zooms by as he jumps into a pile of mangoes):  Woohoo!

Kion (gasps): Bunga, are okay?

Bunga: Oh yeah, but that was nothing. I used to be a daredevil.

Ono: A dare what?

Bunga: That's right, folks used to come around just see my stunts.

(A flashback begins with a stadium cheering for Bunga.)

Loud Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention! I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen... BUNGA THE AWESOME!

(Bunga emerges through a poster leaving the audience cheering for him.)

Stadium salesman: Get Bunga teeth right here! Two buck teeth for one penny.

(Bunga looks at a patch of giant claws and backs up really really really really really far until he touches the wall as one of his assistances allow him to go for it, so he dashes off.)

Loud Speaker: And there he goes. (Bunga runs through a crowd of photographers and the camera goes in slo-motion, leaving the audience worry if he's going to make it, but he flies through the patch and into a tank full of pies) He did it!

(The audience cheers.)

Audience guest #1: Bunga is awesome!

Audience guest #2: You're the beast!

(The whole stadium chants out “Bunga is Awesome”.)

Bunga: Yep, I did all kinds of stunts. (in the flashback) Fire. (fires out of the cannon through the hoop of thorns and into a patch of cinder blocks) I'm okay. (flies on top of a plane which spin until he falls, but saves himself while narrating) I broke almost every single one of my bones in my body. (looks down) Cannonball! (jumps in a little bucket filled with water and climbs out while the crowd keeps cheer for him while narrating again) But the biggest stunt anyone could imagine was jumping over Dead Man's Canyon.

Beshte: Dead Man's Canyon?

Fuli: Oy! You really expect us to believe that?

Bunga: No, cause for one thing you were the stunt-doubles.

Kion, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono: WHAT?!

(One of the assistants put the Bunga teeth in their mouths)

Bunga: Is everyone ready?

Fuli: Ready?

Beshte: Ready for what?

Bunga: Alrighty then, guys. Get them down!

(The assistants push Bunga's friends down the jump and make them fly into the air screaming.)

Kion: W-What happened?

Bunga: You've just scored extra points for taking the stunt instead of me.

Audience guest #3: Look, it's Bunga the Awesome and his sidekicks!

(The fans from the stadium rush towards them and pick up the Lion Guard while celebrating their stunt leaving Kion, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono in shock and wonder, ending the episode.)

The End