Disney Junior Classic Theater (Transcript)

A transcript of Season of Season 21, Disney Junior Classic Theater.

Transcript #1
Narrator: Disney Junior Classic Theater.

Greg: Welcome to our show’s first ever Classic Theater!

Bunga: (continues for Greg) With the first six timeless tales told as never heard before.

Greg: Hello! I’m Greg.

Bunga: And I’m Bunga.

Greg: And welcome to the Disney Junior Town Theater. Tonight, we bring fables of old—

Bunga: (interrupts Greg’s speech) Old what?

Greg: Old? They’re just old stories.

Bunga: Why couldn’t we afford new ones?

Greg: No, I-I mean yes. You see, these are the old stories everyone knows and loves.

Bunga: I don’t know. Seems like a scam. I mean, you buy a new tape and you get old stories everyone's already heard?

Greg: Anyways, our first story is a brand new classic. It’s called “The Four Little Pirates”. Come in!

Bunga: Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Transcript #2
Greg (Narrating): Well, as you can see, the four little pirates lived happily ever after. The end. (after the story) Say, I wonder where Bunga went.

Bunga: (arrives with a huge bag of popcorn) Hey. I got the jumbo so we can share.

Greg: Whoa! I don’t want popcorn in the size of a boulder!

Bunga: Well, in that case, more for me. (starts eating the popcorn)

Greg: You know it’s tide to eat in front of all these people, right?

Bunga: Well, excuse me! I just happen to love popcorn. It’s my second favorite food.

Greg: Let me guess: your first favorite is...

Both: Bugs.

Greg: Well, haven’t you thought about yourself too much?

Bunga: No. Like, what’s that supposed to mean?

Greg: Well I’m glad you’ve asked, because that’s what our next story is about. By the way, could you tell this one? I’m the star! Tootaloo!

Bunga: Well excuse me, Mr. Brando! (clears his throat) Our next story, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of “The Captain’s New Groove”. (starts narrating) Now, once upon a time, in a faraway island, there was a lizard who gazed in a rather duplicitous interprise.

Transcript #3
Bunga (Narrating): And so, Captain Long John Silver Hook and his island learned that it’s best whether to think for others and follow your heart. As for the frisky pirate trio of kid bandits, they lived happily ever after...while serving eight years in the ship’s dungeon.

Greg: Just eight years?! Hey, it will go by like that. Oh, uh, okay guys, how long has it been so far?

Cubby: Fourty-five minutes.

Izzy: ...Oh.

Greg: Okay, look, here’s the plan: when we get out, I hear this poor man who is so... (Izzy and Cubby get into a fight) Now, now! Take it easy everyone! Let’s not start a fight! Guards! Guards! Get me out of here! I’m not guilty! Whoa! (gets trapped in a fight dust cloud)