Romeo’s Mechanical Island (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 20, Romeo’s Mechanical Island.

Transcript #1
Captain Jake (Narrating): Romeo’s Mechanical Island.

(Romeo has finished his latest and awesomest invention: the World Changing Laser.)

Romeo: Guys, I give you my super, duper, awesome, and terrific invention yet: the World Changing Laser! (all of Romeo’s pets give him a round of applause) Thank you, thank you very— (sighs) Gee, I wish I could live near Grandpa. He’s our only friend we ever have. (there is a light bulb dinging sound) Guys! I think we should move to the Neverworld! (lowers and looks through his mechanical telescope) Okay, let us survey out opinions... too cold, too crabby, too funny, perfect, too cloudy, too fishy— (gasps) Wait a minute! Go back, go back. Oh, look what we have here: Neverland, the most perfect place to live. Hey, that gives me an idea: if we take over Neverland, then we would be kings of the Neverworld, then Grandpa will be proud of us!

(Meanwhile...)

Captain Hook: Oh, there’s nothing like a comfy bed to sleep, and to look out the window, and—what? (gasps) What is this little mad scientist pest doing?

Mechanical Island (Transcript)
Romeo:

Kings are best guys around

That’s what we all say

But now that I, Romeo

Did victory to say “hooray”

Pets:

All hail the genius! (x6)

All hail!

Romeo:

I can’t beliebe this just happened

In all of my life

Now that I’m king

And Grandpa will be so happy, oh my

Captain Hook (gasping): Oh my!

Pets:

All hail the genius! (x2)

All hail!

Romeo: Everyone, sing!

All:

All hail the genius!

All hail! (x2)

Transcript #2
Mr. Smee (yawning): Evening, Cap’n! What’s—

(Hook handgags Smee.)

Captain Hook: Shh, shh, not so loud, Smee! They’ll hear us!