The Battle For the Leadership (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 22, The Battle For the Leadership.

Transcript #1
Captain Jake (Narrating): The Battle For the Leadership.

(Birds are chirping.)

Kwazii (sighing): Sure is a nice day.

Captain Jake: I know, K. There’s nothing like a walk in the park to make you feel relaxed.

Skully: Relaxing and boring. I mean we’ve been protecting this town like forever and still no baddies. I wonder why they haven’t shown up?

Kwazii: Good question, Skully. Maybe they have something else to do for a change...Oops! Oh!

Captain Jake: Kwaz! Are you alright?

Kwazii: Oh, yeah. Just a little trip. Huh? What’s this? (reads the sign) Maleficent’s Lair of Villains.

All: Uh oh.

(Water is draining to Maleficent’s lair.)

Maleficent: And so from then on, we will do things the more difficult way than easy way. Do you all umderstand me?

All: Yes, Maleficent.

(The floor is shaking.)

Jafar: What’s all the...

(Water sweeps the villains away.)

Hades (Coughing): What’s with all the water, Maleficent?

Maleficent: I’m not sure, but I’m going to get to the bottom of this.

Cubby: Yikes!

Kwazii: Look. Stay calm and let me talk to...Maleficent. (talks to Maleficent) Umm...I thought you and the other villains were taking a break from doing evil for a day!

Maleficent: Oh, we were, untI’ll someone had to turn in the sewer drain that led to our lair.

Skully: Do you think she’s talking about us?

Captain Drake: I’m pretty sure she was, but now thanks to you guys, we’ve all gotten soaked, so what are you gonna so about it? Huh?

Captain Jake: Take it easy, Drake.

Skully: Sheesh! Looks like someone got wet on the wrong side of the day.

Izzy: But you can’t blame him for being upset. We did get them wet.

Captain Drake: If you guys are the reason we’re wet, I say we’ll deal with you the difficult way.

(Drake lights his hook on fire which makes the Disney Junior Club yelp.)

Maleficent: Drake, control yourself! I’ll handle this.

Captain Drake: Fine, Maleficent.

Maleficent: Now that our lair is flooded, we’re going to need to spend somewhere for the night. Any ideas?

Kwazii: Dont worry, Maleficent. I’ve got a few ideas we can try. (Later...) There. Now all the villains have a quiet place to live... I hope.

Ending Transcript
Captain Drake: What’s the matter, Maleffy? Stuck in your own trap?

Maleficent (breaths heavily but stops): Kwazii’s gone. Hm, fine. Maleficent taps Drake, and all the Disney villaims celebrate his victory. His teammates and everyone else chants his name while she laughs at the audience) You fools, this whole battle means nothing to me. While you idiots were watching us fight, my loyal friends took down the cowardly Kwazii Cat, and now that he’s gone, all of you answer to me!

Kwazii: Really? Because that doesn’t sound like how that happened.