Is There a Kwazii In the House? (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 20, Is There a Kwazii In the House?.

Transcript #1
Kwazii (Narrating): Is There a Kwazii In the House?

Transcript #2
(Hugo arrives with a plate of fried chicken and ketchup.)

Prince Hugo: Here you go, Sofia. A nice hot plate of fried chicken, with ketchup on the side.

(Kwazii arrives with sweets.)

Kwazii: Pick whichever dessert ya like best, Sofia. (sets the desserts on a table and grins)

Prince Hugo: (glares at Kwazii and stuffs some fried chicken into Sofia’s mouth) Don’t listen to him, Sofia! Chicken’s good for a cold. Everyone knows that!

Kwazii: She’s me princess, (stuffs some desserts like a bunny shortcake and a squirrel pudding into Sofia’s mouth) and me princess likes sweets and desserts! Isn’t that right, Sofia?!

(Sofia has her face stuffed with fried chicken and desserts.)

Prince Hugo: (grabs Sofia’s left stuffed cheek and starts moving it to help her chew her food) Here, Sofia! Let me help you chew!

Kwazii: (grabs Sofia’s other stuffed cheek and starts moving it too) No! I’ll help her chew!

(Sofia mumbles with her mouth full of food.)

Prince Hugo: What? You want me to read you a story? Sure! I’ll go get you a book!

Kwazii: (reads a book called “Attach of the Mediterranean Squid”) Deep in the Mediterranean Sea, the giant Mediterranean Squid-