Solar Simian Monkey Man (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 12, Solar Simian Monkey Man.

Transcript #1
Kwazii (Narrating): Solar Simian Monkey Man.

Transcript #2
(Kwazii, Captain Jake, and Sofia are still rolling in the giant runaway snowball and screaming.)

Kwazii: LOOK OUT!!!

Captain Hook: (spots the runaway snowball with wide eyes) What In blunder?! (he and his crew scream and they run downhill from the snowball) Step lively, men! Quickly, split up!

Mr. Smee: But Captain, that’s a bad idea! Splitting up will just-

Captain Hook: Just do as I say, Smee!

(While Smee, Sharky, and Bones stay together, Hook splits from his crew and crashes into a tree, leading to him getting snow fallen on him. Kwazii, Sofia, amd Captain Jake are still screaming as they continue rolling down the hill in the snowball.)

Sharky: Run for yer lives!

Bones: A big giant white snowball is rolling down this way!

(Smee, Sharky, and Bones split up and come back together again as they keep running.)