Drake Meets Chip 'n' Dale (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 28, Drake Meets Chip ‘n’ Dale.

Transcript
Kwazii (Narrating): Drake Meets Chip ‘n’ Dale.

Romeo: And just when they thought they got them surrounded, the rascally duo just disappeared with a bunch of fruit from the Pridelands.

Captain Drake: So these thieves, who make big trouble, you’re telling me about these guys who should be on our side?

Romeo: Oh yeah, and we should totally allow them to be one of us.

Captain Drake: Well, why are you kneeling there? Bring them in.

Negaduck: Yes, Master Drake.

(Negaduck enters the room with two chipmunks.)

Chip: Whoa! So this is a lair.

Dale: Yeah. You’re telling me.

Captain Drake: Uhh, I thought you said thieves who make big trouble.

Romeo: No. You said that. Trust me. We can totally use these guys to take down the Drama Juice Croaks.

Captain Drake: Hmm. It looks like Romeo has talked you two into my team.

Chip: Well, yeah.

Dale: Cause I think we’ve been on a team once.

Both: And we’ll do it again.

Chip (singing): I’m Chip.

Dale (singing): I’m Dale.

Both (singing): We’re just a couple of crazy rascals out to have some—

Captain Drake: A-bub-bub-bub-bub. No singing. If you two want to be members, then the first rule is to not sing...just not all the time.

Negaduck: The second rule is to not go out naked. Here. (throws them similar clothes)