Darkness Rises Again (Transcript)

A transcript of Season 31, Darkness Rises Again.

Transcript
Kwazii (Narrating): Darkness Rises Again.

Narrator: Ooh, a dark and stormy night. This night like this reminds me of the time the Darkness King tried to take the entire city for an evil weapon! (lets out a false evil laugh) It was a bright and sunny day—ah, the music stadium, home of the finest musicians of all the world!

Skully: Boy, it was sure nice of the security to let us sit up front so we can see the orchestra.

Captain Jake: Because we’re almost famous to anyone here?

Skully: No. It’s because we’re almost famous to anyone here...and all the free snacks. (chews on something)

Izzy: Uhh, you do realize that you’re eating the arm of your chair, right?

Skully: Well, excuse me, but I get hungry during special events.

(Skully chews the chair’s arm again.)

Conductor: Oh, boy! Lots of money sure does come at this time of night.

Manager: Um, you’re forgetting something.

Conductor: Oh, uh...right, the choir; and now, I give you, from our Disney Junior Town music stadium, a song called “Magic is Happiness”. A one, a two, a skidalidedeedoo!

(The choir starts to sing “Magic is Happiness”.)

Cubby (sighing): There’s nothing like a relaxing day at the Disney Junior Town music stadium.

Captain Jake: You said it.

Kwazii: Yeah, a day at the music stadium make me feel relaxed.

(choir still singing)

Skully: I wonder if anyone found if the hot dogs are chewy this evening.

Cubby: That was once again the arm of the chair, Skully.

Skully: Oh right, I knew there was something stale and hard to lift.

(Meanwhile someone is watching them while sneaking outside)

Kwazii: Ooh, speaking of which...let's take a group picture. Everyone say "Pirate".

(camera button clicked with a lot smoke and screaming)

Conductor: Wow, boys. I think we're getting they're respect and it must be from all of the instruments.

(smoke clears but the stadium's missing)

Izzy: Umm, what just happened?

Skully: I don't know. But what I do know is that I found a box. I think it has a button on it.

Person from the audience: (gasps) Oh my gosh, how could they?! Kwazii Cat destroying the music stadium and turned his back on all heroes.

DJC: Huh?

Another person from the audience: Someone call the police!

(everyone running around the DJC screaming)

Kwazii: Jay, what does the button say?

Captain Jake: Oh no, I think it's...a building levitation button.

Izzy: Let's get out of here!

Conductor: Thank you, thank you, your too kind, thank you very...much?

(the kids jumping into they're boat)

Cubby: Ow!

Skully: Oh sorry, Cubby! I knew I should've left my barrel of crackers home.