Fire Dash Bunga (Transcript)

The transcript of a short film, Fire Dash Bunga.

Transcript
(The opening jingle plays on the screen and the title then appears. The next scene then shows a fire truck rushing past just so it can go home.)

Kion: Wow, what a neat fire truck.

Bunga (scoffs): That truck is nothing. I used to be a fire chief myself.

Fuli and Ono (together): What?

Bunga: Well yeah, I'm right.

(A flashback begins.)

Panicked Citizen: Fire! Someone, call Fire Dash Bunga!

(Meanwhile, in a fire station, Bunga in a fire chief suit is looking himself in a mirror admiring how handsome he looks until a siren goes off.)

Loud Speaker: All units, repeat, all units, are you there? There's a fire in progress in 548 Alert At All Times Square!

Bunga: But the only place would be most alerted at all times would be... (gasps as he recognizes) the old fire wood, grill, and stove factory?!

Loud Speaker: Right you are, Chief. Now get there quickly, and put out that fire fast!

Bunga: Yes, Mr. Mayor.

Mayor Mickey (on the Loud Speaker): Good luck.

(Bunga zooms into his truck and speeds off to the fire.)

Howler: Helicopter driver Howler in route!

Rip: Trooper Rip right behind you!

Kevin: Ambulance driver Kevin responding! Where’s Bunga?

Bunga: Way ahead of ya! (his fire truck jumps over the police car and an ambulance truck and takes the lead ahead of the helicopter) Let's do this like Brutus!

Rip: Alright. Back it up, everyone. Put it in reverse pal, make room for Bunga!

(Bunga appears with a hose in his arms.)

Mayor Mickey: We're devising an exploding situation, Fire Dash Bunga. Don’t let us down! We’re counting on you!

Bunga: Relax, it's like twenty out of six, is it not. (winks at Tiifu and Zuri)

Tiifu and Zuri (together): Bow wow!

(Bunga sprays water and shoots it at the camera, and the flashback pauses.)

Fuli: Bunga, you are so insane! If we're gonna believe that you're a fireman.

Bunga (scoffs): You remember. For Pete's sake, you four were in the building.

Kion, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono (together): WHAT?! (scream as they yell for help after the flashback resumes)

Bunga: Remain calm! (sprays water on them) Quick, jump on to the ladder!

(The four jump on the ladder.)

Panicked Citizen: Look out, it's gonna blow!

(The building explodes as Bunga puts his friends in Kevin's ambulance.)

Bunga: Get them to the hospital stat! Heat's over heating's a bad sign!

Kevin: On my way! (zooms away, leaving Bunga taking pictures with Tiifu and Zurifrom citizens)

(Meanwhile, Kion, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono are in a hospital and they get hit by a lot of doors.)

Beshte: Why. Are.

Fuli: There.

Kion: So. Many.

Ono: Doors?

(At last, they hit the last door as the guidance drops them and runs off.)

Hospital owner on Loud Speaker: Patience, Dr. Bunga, Dr. Bunga to the OR.

Bunga (opens the door): The doctor is in the house. (leaves Tiifu and Zuri giggling) Alrighty now, let's have us a little looksy.

Ono: Bunga?

Fuli: You’re a doctor too?

Bunga: That's right, I've got my MD, PHD, STP, and my GTO.

Dhahabu: Hey, Doctor.

(Hospital people close the door so Bunga can have peace and quiet.)

Bunga: Clear. (shocks his friends before they scream in pain)

Kion: What happened?

Bunga: I saved your lives before you were goners.

(Fuli then starts arguing with Bunga until Dhahabu passes by.)

Dhahabu: Hello, Doctor. (leaves Kion, Fuli, Beshte, and Ono in shock)

Bunga: Did so.

The End